Hi, my name is Kristi and it’s been two weeks since my last newsletter, and I’m relieved.
I cringe on Friday mornings because everyone sends newsletters that day. My inbox is like Chernobyl on Fridays, so happy Wednesday!
I’m soliciting two types of people today:
A few unethical ones.
Travel writer-ish ones.
If you’ve always wanted to rob a bank but don’t have the balls to pull off a heist, I’ve got something you can actually get away with, penalty-free. It won’t be you who goes down for it, it’ll be me.
I’ve been working feverishly on my new website and I have a problem. Google Adsense is always a problem. I used it for many years on my old travel blog but since shutting the blog down a year ago, it left my Adsense sitting at $96.00.
The problem with Adsense is they don’t pay out until you hit $100.00 so unless I can earn four more dollars, that money will forever sit in the Adsense bank of fuckery.
Here’s where the unethical people come in.
If you’ve always longed to feel what it’s like to get away with murder, do this for me. Go to this blog, click on any article that’s not a review, and scroll to the bottom of the article. When you see a (terrible) advertisement click on it JUST ONCE, and then run.
This is unethical because it’s against Google’s policy to solicit ad clicks and if they find out I’ve done this I’ll be banned from Adsense. But what they don’t know is I couldn’t care less if they ban me. I just want what’s been sitting in that account for a year so I can quit Adsense altogether.
If you choose to accept the mission, THANK YOU. You will not go to hell for it, only I will but at least I’ll be going with a hundred dollars in my pocket.
While on the topic of that site you just did illicit deeds for, I’m also recruiting writers for it.
If you’ve ever thought about getting into writing about travel, hospitality, or reviewing, I’m looking for you. I’ve been doing this for a long ass time and the rewards, in my humble opinion, are pretty amazing.
I’m hoping to build a network of writers from all over the world to contribute, even if you only write about where you’re from in the beginning.
What I offer in return:
Your own writer profile on our contributing writers page.
Cross-promotion: Yes, you can spam your own profile with links to wherever you wish. Just look at Nanci’s profile. She’s got at least a hundred links in hers.
A sense of community even if we’re spread out around the globe.
And a shit-ton of perks I’m working on behind the scenes. Everything takes time but getting in on the ground floor is the best way to stay on top of things when they roll out.
The site also has a brand new newsletter.
Okay, that’s two weeks worth of blabber so I’m done. Oh, I also wrote a bunch on Medium but I’m assuming you follow me so I don’t have to spam you with links.
Thanks for reading and have a fantastic day!
Kristi
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